So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over
like there goes jesus
even jesus is done with this shit
"2 spooky 4 me"
*parkours off the mantlepiece*
((Except parkour is not a verb. It comes the original French Le Parcours “the course.” It is a noun. Stop.))
*parkours into your room and knocks your shit over* no one cares
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
That comment is perfect and real.
the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a thousand things. a poet, a flirt, a weapons expert, a bleeding heart, a scholar, a legendary cook, a theorist, an engineer, a reckless teenage girl, a dying god. you have to be able to write monologues and speeches and heartfelt confessions, and you have to make them believable. writing is putting yourself into someone else’s shoes.
writing is really hard (◕︿◕✿)
- 2001: u r a dork
- 2002: Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.
- 2003: I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.
- 2004: Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond
- 2005: OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.
- 2006: Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?
- 2007: ~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3
- 2008: My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D
- 2009: trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool
- 2010: .::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.
- 2011: All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.
- 2012: OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE
- 2013: u r a dork
The cyberbullying section in my college book
that doesnt even sound like cyberbullying that sounds like theyre going to carpool
- ariettaceeza said:-hugs the doggy-
Thank you, Estellise-sama!
I feel a little better now!
- hiddlestheprince said:*kisses your finger and proceeds to buddy wrap it* I hope you feel better soon, Deary! ignore hiddlestheprince
- kideraxpride said:WHAT’S WRONG
I-I WAS CRACKING MY FINGERS
THAN ALL OF A SUDDEN WHEN I DID MY MIDDLE FINGER IT CRACKED AND HURTS LIKE HELL AND WHEN I PULL ON IT IT MAKES A WEIRD NOISE AND I DON’T LIKE IT AND IT HURTS TO EXPAND IT OR PULL IT BACKWARDS
AND ALSO THANK YOU